Joke of the week: Business, Love and Kisses
Businessman walks into a New York bar,
broke and penny less. Bartender asks his patron, what will you have, how can I
serve you? Businessman replied, well I'm broke, penny-less and I just went out
of business. I don't know what to do, I need some business advice.
Bartender smiled and said, cheer up mate, have a free beer on the house. What
you need is to start another business. I know a millionaire who is now a
billionaire and he starts businesses all the time. His name is Donald, here is
his phone number. Give him a call and maybe he can give you some advice. The
businessman much thanks the bartender and calls the billionaire. Much to his
surprise the billionaire answers the call and says hello, this is Donald the
self made billionaire how can I help you.
The out of business caller introduces himself and explains, I‘m bankrupt and out
of business. After a few minutes of listening, the billionaire offered him a
sure fire start up business idea that was low cost, easy start and sure to make
him rich. All you need is location, some supplies, a pretty blonde and you'll be
rolling in the cash flow in no time!
Much excited on his hot business tip, the out of business caller thanks the
billionaire and hangs up. Shouting: Lemonade and kisses. I'm going to be rich!
Lemonade and kisses, I'm going to be a millionaire!
Soon the businessman found a suitable location and a very beautiful blonde. He
gave his new willing employee/partner her supplies, her price list and a pep
talk... we're going to be rich! He told her, $3 for lemonade, $7 for lemonade
wine coolers and $100 for the best kisses in town. We're partners 50/50, you can
keep half of every thing you sell! I’m going to go open another location, I will
call you later to see how the business is going.
A few hours later the businessman calls his blonde employee/partner and asked
her how’s everything going? She replied, everything sounds really great but I
can't open. Her boss/partner replied, What? What do you mean you can't open,
what’s the problem? The blonde replied: The can! Her boss/partner replied again,
what do you mean? What can? The blonde, now almost crying replied: The can of
frozen lemonade! It says "Concentrate"!
Many Thanks;
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